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[F]ucking so[M]eone else's very hot date at a dinner party surrounded by guests

This is a story of how a bit of a tall tale from my teens led me to one very interesting and hot situation involving a stunning girl, her unaware date and surrounded by a group of people. Some I knew, some I didn’t.

[MF] Another set of quick tales

Another set of quick tales that have happened to me.

One night in college I was crashing at my girlfriends dorm (now wife). She shared the room with this girl who was literally never there. She'd even let us know, usually she stayed at her boyfriends dorm.

Seattle [M]uf[F] dive that turned into squirting machine

I've always wanted to have a successful muff dive experience and never had the opportunity to meet through reddit posts.

This time travelling to seattle, I used CL... while my expectation was extremely low, I received a response that seemed real... a little back and forth and the lady was at my hotel bar, chatting and drinking. I made sure she leads the charge to make sure she is comfortable. First night nothing happened and I thought she is not interested. Next day I got more messages from her and here she is back to my hotel... drinking and up to my room.

Knocking up the wife short version [MF]

It was strange for me to change my perspective from pregnancy being a n unwanted consequence to being the purpose of sex. I'd always used condoms with my wife but when we went bare to start the family it was a mental 180 that totally opened up this kink for me.

How Robin Williams got me laid [MF]

So, while I have some down time before heading back home for the holidays and pressing my luck, I thought i’d share one of the memories I had mentioned in my first post, acting out an old Robin Williams joke on a few unsuspecting Jehovah’s Witnesses. It’s from his 2003 special, I managed to find it on youtube here, but I recommend watching the entire thing, the man was truly a comedy god

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