Boy meets girl. Boy is cute and tells her he's a certified massage therapist. Girl is voluptuous and really loves receiving massage. Should I mention this conversation is occurring at her mailbox; she's in her nightgown--A long red damask pattern silk gown with a slit up the length of each leg.
How many massages do you think it takes before boy boinks girl? Or can girl (yes, that's me) hold out indefinitely? She is already dating the guy that lives downstairs, and he's a skilled lover and a little kinky, so sexually, her needs are filled.