I've been lurking here for some time, and finally decided that I should share some of my previous adventures. I'll be attempting to post them in chronological order, starting with my first memorable experience. I apologize if there are any inconsistencies, my memory isn't what it used to be.
A little about myself before we get started. My name is James and I'm a six foot, skinny, brown haired, average looking white nerd. At the time of this story I was 20, at least I think I was. Maybe it was 19? Who cares, let's get onto the story!