Hello, Reddit, or more specifically, gonewildstories. I have been a lurker for a while now, not really posting any comments or anything. Granted, I’ve never been much of a commenter to begin with, so that’s not much of a change. Laying out the prerequisite “didn’t happen recently”, I’ve been sitting on this tale for over two years, as it’s something that I am somewhat ashamed of, despite having been quite a fun romp. I do not remember this as perfectly as I would wish I did, so any dialogue will probably be paraphrased unless it was something that stands very clearly in my mind.
