The problem with masturbating every night before you go to bed is that your brain starts associating your orgasms with sleep. And it was because of that I found myself waking up in the middle of the afternoon with a small cute naked girl laying on my chest playing with my belly button.
Groggily I get up and ask her the time. It was only 5pm, but she had to be home by 8 at the latest because she had school the next day. I tell her to get dressed and she seems upset.
“Are you taking me home?” she asks, a clear frown on her face, her eyes big and staring up at me.