This is a long story, I hope that this does not present a problem for you. There is a notation below where - if you so desire - you can get your jollies in a slightly more immediate fashion.
Lisa and I first met on an acting job a few months ago, a commercial we both got cast in. The commercial was for some bag of chips that would appear in your dreams and solve all your problems. She and I spent the whole day in bed together, a couple that was supposed to wake up with sudden thoughts of chips in our heads.