So. Ok. This is going to be a little long in the setup, so bear with me.
Dramatis Personae:
Myself. Ex Navy submariner (which basically means I'm a practicing pervert), college student during most of this story.
Tanya: Half Indian girl from out of state. Nerd girl (or used to be). Rather hot, maybe a buck ten soaking wet, and like 5'9". So a skinny little thing.
Matt: Her now husband, the unfortunate victim here. Former friend (I don't think I can call him a friend after what happened). Decent guy, maybe lacks a little self-esteem.