The title might not make a ton of sense off the bat, but I swear, it's relevant. I don't remember where I heard it but when I was in my 20's I read about a sexual goal based on Gordie Howe, who played professional hockey in 5 different decades, about having sex with woman born in 5 different decades. I thought this would never happen once I got married but then my wife and I decided to have an open/poly marriage and I am currently one decade away. I'm going to tell some stories about my different escapades here, if there is interest.