Earlier this summer, I travelled to the European Championships (a big soccer tournament) in France with some friends. The trip had been mostly about drinking, football and drinking. I hadn't gotten anywhere with the local women, but I hadn't really been trying. Towards the end of our trip, we were in a busy bar one night and my friend got talking to these two French girls. I'll call them Maddie and Alissa. Maddie is a tall, slim brunette with big full lips. Alissa is blonde, much shorter and has huge boobs.