This is my gone wild story. Unlike most of the stories on here, this one is actually true. It really happened to me. And I created this account for the sole purpose of sharing it with all of you.
Last December, I started talking to a girl here on Reddit. Now, before I go any further, let me state for the record that I am married, in my mid-thirties, and wasn't online that night looking for trouble. My wife was out of town that weekend, and I was just passing the time.