This wasn't my proudest moment, but it happened recently, and since it's fresh in my mind, I figured I should share.
I recently went to a titty bar with a group of friends to celebrate a special occasion. The club was small, but was well stocked with talent. By well stocked I mean there were probably a dozen or so girls available, and by talent I mean there were an assortment of ankle bracelets to go along with the platform heels.