So this weekend I went to Nashville for a bachelor party. It was also Tin Pan South, a large songwriter festival.
For those of you who have never been to Nashville, Broadway is like Bourbon Street, but with more girls.
So my friends and I end up at Tootsies around 9:00 PM. The place is packed, and pretty quickly I see a blonde girl, yoga pants, a t shirt that is really showing off her chest, and these kind of librarian looking glasses. She approaches me and we start chatting, which then turns to dancing, which then turns to making out.