One more story I want to post tonight!
Last week I went on yet another tinder date, but the guy ended up being a drip. To be clear, I use tinder mainly to find people to fuck. Luckily, earlier that evening, I had been dirty snapchatting a previous fuck - let's call him Sam. He's Australian, and being American myself, I find him super charming, despite him being an obvious fuck boy. I hadn't seen him (read: fucked him) for 4 or 5 months, but I had definitely sent him pictures of my ass since then. As my mediocre date was ending, I messaged him.