Been a few weeks since the stars have aligned for a good romp. We're engaged, in our mid/late twenties. This story is only wild in that it's wildly FA~BU~LOUS.
It started out with me sending her multiple-choice dirty texts a couple days ago. Sexual frustration peaked tonight when she mooned me after I complimented her ass. Being the nerds we are, we discussed who contributed more to sexual frustration while she shaved herself stark naked. We both made a solid case and called it even (read: she won; I got laid).