Less than a year ago, I returned to my professional career as a professor at a small university after several years as a stay-at-home mom. When I interviewed for this position, one of the people I met with was Dylan, also a professor in the same field. Dylan and I had classes together in grad school years previously, but didn’t know each other well. In short, Dylan is gorgeous. Tall, chiseled body, perfect ass, and tattoos (although I wouldn’t know this until later)…think GQ or Calvin Klein. This man does not belong in academia.