I bet you clicked on this thinking it would be about me having sex dressed as a wizard, didn't you? Sorry to disappoint...
As the summer had dragged on and it had been a while since I'd had any excitement to speak of, I found myself browsing around Craigslist not expecting to find anything interesting, and as I expected it all seemed either weird or mundane. Just as I was about to find something else to do, one casual encounter ad caught my eye - a guy offering an opportunity for a girl to use a Hitachi Magic Wand massager in his possession.