I never had the good fortune to have sex on my birthday. It always sounded like a great thing — especially on Jeremih’s water bed, right? But, I had always somehow missed out and that needed to change. Having a steady boyfriend, especially one as wonderful as him, is a luxury in this way; we requested off work, and we made plans for a nice few days together, making meals, playing video games, and fucking to our hearts’ content. I was excited, too, because this year I was putting my birthday virginity behind me. The days leading up to my birthday with him were unsurprisingly great.