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Love Me, Tinderly: A Skeptics Guide To Screwing Around- Part 1 [MF][Public][Mutual Masturbation]

I resisted Tinder for the longest time.. However, after giving in to peer pressure and the crushing realisation that I never meet any men outside of work. I now realise how stupid that was. So, at the urging of a friend or two, here follows a record of- at least what I found to be- some pretty great experiences...

This isn't going to be in any chronological order (sorrynotsorry), but more in an on-demand order. Here goes nothing.

A wild night with coworkers (MFMF) [Fake pics for reference]

Figured I'd remember a great night I had a few years ago. Names haven't been changed, there is no innocence to protect with this group LOL

When I was just a year out of college, about 25 at the time, I was still working a night or two a week at the bar and restaurant which was my income through school to supplement my new 9-5 income, and still had a bunch of fun friends there that I would go out with on Friday nights to blow off some steam after working the new and boring 9-5.

Best (M)orning A(f)ter Blowjob

We started hooking up in bed after a long night of drinking, fucking, making out, fingering, sucking, etc etc. It was 7am, and I was hungover and exhausted. The prior night, I met up with Tracy at a bar with a few of her friends. She was visiting from out of town, so her text to “come hang out!” basically translated into “come fuck me!” in my mind. We had only met once before at a get together with a bunch of family…no, I’m not related to her, but she would eventually become an in-law of sorts.

Our First Weekend Away (Part 2)

So, we get back to our room stuffed! I make a run for another beer and crack it open perched on the ledge of the tub. The Mr is getting out of his dress clothes. Hes pulling his shirt over his head... those back muscles, his shoulders, yep, those are some of the reasons I married him. While I'm admiring him I turn on the hot water to fill the tub. While it's filling I ask him if he wants a drink. Of course he does!

(m)y (f)avorite hookup

When I hookup with a girl, my mission is to completely own her in bed. My goal is to make her realize that no guy has ever owned her as I much as I do. Maybe you think this is twisted, and if you do, fuck off and read another story, but if not, maybe you’ll enjoy my most successful sub/dom relationship.

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