So, it was a half-assed sort of bachelor party.
I've been in a few weddings, and the thing is, bachelor parties are off the hook these days. Movies always just have guys go to a strip club or whatever, but nowadays people are getting creative, going on paintballing excursions, hunting trips, indoor skydiving, you know... crazy, awesome, memorable shit.
This was not that. This was not even going to a strip club.