Hi :)
I just read the comments in an AskReddit thread about the greatest place you've ever masturbated. There were many interesting comments, of course, but one that made me pause said, See how many times you can climax in a day.
And I thought, even though it's already almost 11am (two wasted hours since I woke up), that this would be a great was to spend my day off... By getting off, over and over. ;)