Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of erotic lore—
While I sat there, gently fapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my hotel door—
"'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my hotel door—
Only this and nothing more."
Ah, distinctly I remember, it was just before November;
And the shadow of my member wrought its ghost upon the floor.