So I've been seeing all the stories here and thought I'd post my own.
Me: 6ft white guy, athletic build, above average size dick Her: 5ft 5" Spanish girl, athletic build, c cup tits and a great ass
Back story I'd been working for a company for a while and recently transferred to a new department with no one that I knew. After I started there was a gathering of all the staff to get to know each other. You know these sorts of things, everyone talks for a bit then gets drunk and someone makes a fool of themselves.
This night it was me.