We keep on running into roadblocks when it comes to finding a steady unicorn. We find one, then she moves to NY for law school, we find another (through reddit), and then she wants to be exclusive with a guy she's seeing. Not to sound too whiny about our (very clearly) first world problems, and we're totally happy for both of them, but it can be a little frustrating. Well, as luck would have it, we found another girl... who messaged because she was about to move to Chicago. At least we knew in advance this time? In any case, here are the details...