In a new town, horny and sitting in a hotel room. I thought I'd go out to the strip club. I pull up to this place and see basically no one parked. I wonder if this place is closed down, but then in a high up window I see the glow of neon lights. I walk in and I'm greeted by this tall man who asks me for $6. I give him the six and walk in...there's no one else here. He walks from behind the counter and says "it's slow because of the weather so I've only got two girls here". A little weirded out, I just say, "okay" and he says "come with me".
