My girlfriend and I are always horny. We make it a point to mess around every time we’re together. However, her parents are fairly strict. That coupled with the fact that we’re going through long distance makes it difficult to find time and opportunity to relieve ourselves, but when we finally do, it’s amazing. We refer to our sexual escapades as “adventures” in conversation so people don’t get too suspicious, so when she asked to go on a movie adventure to the drive-in, I knew exactly what that meant.