Like any other person living in the 21st century, I spend a fair amount of time online. A few years ago, I became friends with some absolutely wonderful people from all over the world, and of course one of those people just had to be a handsome little fucker who lived nearly 4,500 miles away from me. We spent quite a bit of time flirting, at first I tried to be coy and cute but eventually I just unzipped my Batman onesie and sent him a topless snapchat. That's what every guy wants, right?