Flashback to a couple of months ago. I'm two weeks into an unbelievable new relationship with a woman I'll call S - to summarize, we found each other online, met at a gaming pub and were fucking like animals within 24 hours. She's seven years my senior and significantly more experienced than me, but I still prove able to teach her a few new tricks. Though we cut extremely loose in the heat of the moment, I'm a volunteer sex educator and she's had a few close shaves with STI panics in the past, so we have, of course, been using condoms extremely rigorously.