This post, like all my posts have a long build-up, because, well, I enjoy the back story and many of you appear to as well. Per usual, feel free to scroll to the line break where the good stuff starts if you're not into it. Also, if you're a lady in the CA area, PM me and we can make our own GW story. Always been a fantasy of mine to meet a girl on reddit and share with this community! And life is all about making good stories.