Like most guys, waking up early in the morning and having to piss was a zombie-like habit. Secure in the comfort of my old bed, during my house sitting stint I would toss and turn constantly just trying to get the feelings of having to get up to ebb away, but at some point in time between ten minute periods of falling back asleep, I would have to force myself to roll out of bed, lumber across the hall, empty my bowels, and swan dive back under the covers.
