I’m a little tipsy right now, and just thought I’d share this story.
Fake username, obvs
I went to a party at my wife’s work. I’m usually pretty nervous around new people, so I stuck close to wife most of the time.
She wanted me to mingle more though, so I started drinking a lot for the courage. I met two of her co-workers - two attractive middle-aged women.
We got talking, and I kept drinking more and more - they did too, but not as much. Eventually, they took me to the floor above, which was empty.