It is absolutely criminal the men I'm fucking. Tonight's conquest included. What did I do in a past life that was so right I deserved this? I'm sitting here in my underwear, eating Doritos, typing this up with one eye open and drinking champagne through a crazy straw, with my eyemakeup all kinds of fucked off my face. I don't deserve this life. I've done nothing to earn it; I don't work out, I don't wear fashionable clothes, and I'm not really overtly feminine. I throw on thick, black, winged eyeliner and call it a day.