We take a vacation about once a year and we usually plan for one night of debauchery. Usually this means a strip club followed by watching porn during sex and then sleep. This particular night went a little differently. We had a nice dinner and, over a few drinks, decided to give a swingers club a try. We summoned an Uber and, much to our disappointment, the establishment closed just a few weeks before, apparently due to a disagreement with the city.