Warning: Geeky, Role Playing, Torture. If at any point you become legitimately concerned, I've added some explanation at the bottom.
I'd considered not posting this one due to how obscenely nerdy it is, but a bunch of requests in another thread convinced me. I've never been much into role playing in the sack. It usually seems so absurd and almost comedic, but this one time it just seemed to flow pretty naturally. Even looking back on it though, it's laughable.