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[MF] Getting dirty while our laundry gets clean!

It was a late night and my wife and I were out doing laundry. Our dryer went out on us and that meant that we had to pack up our clothes and take them over to the apartment complex clubhouse, which had a shared washer and dryer. We put the clothes in the wash and unpacked our cards and sat there and played. After awhile, we got bored and explored the clubhouse. There was nobody there since it was so late and we found that it was connected to a little fitness area. We were just messing around on all of the equipment, when my wife got onto the treadmill.

[F]un with the Sexy [M]ILF in Public Pool

Let's start with the descriptions so you can start with a nice mental image, I'm a 25 year old 6 foot tall Caucasian/asian mix, i mostyl just look white though, although im very capable of getting a nice tan going, which is what I had going this summer when this took place. Im about 170lbs, pretty lean and decently muscular. I have a baby face, with nice full lips and blue eyes.

[MF] Our First Time Postpartum

My wife had a baby in early July, and our sex life really took a hit. The first month or so was just trying to survive with an infant in the house, and once we got the hang of things we had gotten into too much of a routine to really even think about sex. When sex did come up, there was always an excuse: having to wait at least six weeks after delivery/waiting for the go ahead from her doctor, waiting until she had her Mirena installed, etc. That finally changed last night...

[M]y [f]irst time. Virgin story.

I am twenty eight and my first time was during this past weekend. I have always had difficulty with meeting new people, I can have pretty bad social anxiety. Over the course of the summer I tried various dating apps: OKCupid, Tinder, Bumble, and many more. At first I was simply looking for someone to build a relationship with. After two months being stood up multiple times a week I just gave up on dating apps and decided to check out craigslist casual encounter ads; nearly all of the ad's on craigslist are fake or the poster is looking for a pornstar bull.

(M)an, I (f)uckin hate you Jill. Hatetsex.

Full updated version

I worked retail for a few years and had to work with this annoying girl, Jill. She was a worthless employee. She accomplished about an hours worth of work in one day.

At times I would call her out on how long it would take to do something and was always met with a blank stare. I hate you Jill.

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