So this is really more about what was happening to someone else than to me, but I figured you guys would appreciate it.
To recall, I was on my honeymoon at a resort outside of the US. I'm 6', bald, beard, big dude; my wife is 5'8, curvy, spectacular breasts and hips, shoulder-length brown hair, green eyes. She was 30, I was in my late 30s.