Where to begin? Sorry, this is long...scroll to TL:DR for the sexytimes.
Last fall my company hired someone to help out with clerical work, some light marketing and sales support. She was the niece of the owner. She had just wrapped up her undergrad and was looking to get experience. Her name is Leah, and she's 22. I'm a 6' tall, 34 year old white guy, with short brown hair, and nothing special to look at, but not ugly or anything.