I was getting a lap dance at a strip club when my phone buzzed. It was her. I love her and she's hot and she had just sorta invited me over. I pushed the stripper away finished my wine and then waved bye to Mindy (my backup girl) who was sitting next to Andy and on the way out I grabbed her head and kissed her and left.
As I was fumbling around the street looking for a cab she kept texting me. She tried to back out of it but it was too late. I was on my way.
"Ok, you can come over but nothing is going to happen!"