They say some of the best experiences you have in childhood are with your dad, and I can tell you that it is true. My dad and I have always been the best of friends. My dad always lets me use his yacht to take my fraternity friends, like Ron, all the time, and he supplies me with endless booze. I remember at the age of four I had my first taste of whiskey out of pet bowl. But this is also besides the point. Me and my dad are big conservatives, and we have never missed Republican Convention in our lives. Every convention just me and him go, its our special bounding time.