(made a mistake with my title so reposted, xo).
This isn't my filthiest sex story (that one involves a dog cage), but this is one of the most fun ones.
I do love detail, so you're going to read all of this, and you're going to like every inch of it.
For your elucidation, I'm a guy in his early 30's. Tall, Nordic, and work in a profession where I often wear suits. East coast, mostly.