So, this is a story of me and my ex. Let's call her Pink, because why not. We met when we started working together, I was only 21 and awkward and nerdy, she was 28 and basically a sex goddess in my eyes. She stood out immediately, a bright pink pixie cut, some nice tattoos, and the most amazing ass I have ever seen. It was, honestly, God's greatest creation. She had wide hips, a full round butt, and she would swing her hips back and forth as she walked around in either tight pants(well, with her waist to hip ratio, any pants became tight) or a dress that hugged her curves.