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I (f)ucked an ugly wo(m)an and liked it

This story takes place around 2004 right after my divorce from my first wife. I was 23 at the time, my kid and I had moved back in with my parents to weather the divorce proceedings. I was spending a lot of time at a local dive bar as I had a built in babysitter. I had no intentions of dating anyone at the time but was definitely in the fuck anything mood. Unfortunately my watering hole did not offer many options as it was filled with old guys drinking away the sorrows of their days.

Hooking up with friend (F) from Uni (M) while her bf watched

Some weeks ago, out of the blue, I got a facebook message from her. We weren't friends, but from her profile picture she looked hot as fuck. We exchanged quite a few messages. It turns out she now lives in South London with her fiance. The messages got quite flirtly, and late one night she told me that her and her fiance were thinking about a threesome before getting married, and would I be interested? I jumped at the chance! I sent her my phone number and she rang me. After an awkward intro and small talk she got to the point.

Fucked my "best friend" before high school ended.

"C" was a friend who had a crush on me since 2009 when I was a freshman and she was an 8th grader. She continued to secretly have feelings for me while being my "best friend" up until 2012 when I was a senior in HS.

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Back story: Long time reader, first time poster. Couldn’t go any longer without telling the story. I live in a rural area in the north east of the United States. It’s about two hours away from the nearest city. I’m an optometrist. I’m in my mid 30s, and I divorced last year, and I recently moved into a new optometrist office and I was just about to open it up when the story begins.

I worked as a Bouncer for 10+ years. One of my wildest nights [M/F/F]

It was pretty rare that we had to use force to remove someone or break up a fight at the bar I was working at; our patrons were mostly late 20's and up and middle class. Maybe it was because of the lunar calendar or something but like clockwork, once a month we would have to get a little physical with someone.

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