I got such wonderful responses from sharing my experience that I have been nothing but completely buzzed ever since.
A little about me: I am 5'9. Thicker. I've got a decent ass (big hips help with that), and 34Cs. My hair is short, maybe chin length. It's currently a dark blue color (wild and yet work appropriate). My eyes are a weird murky gray, green, brown. I slouch. I wear comfy clothes pretty much always. I'm German. I look it.
Anyways.