i moved back home in 2011 and as I joked to my friend, I'm about to head into a sexual winter. My country, unlike my beloved London, was a very sex-negative place with a laundry list of shitty attitudes to sex.
when i left i was dating my gf Lisa, we are ethically non-monogamous. we broke up for a year then got back together. i didn't see her for two years and in all that time, apart from a few sad handjobs from a girl i dated for six months, i didn't have relations with anyone.