So a few weeks ago I was in the office on a weekend (I know), but restless and horny so I opened up Tinder. A girl I had been chatting with, let's call her Jessie, wrote me back and we quickly fell into some sexy banter..
It was getting on lunchtime, she was in a hotel room near Dupont Circle - avoiding her ex who was in her house (I'm presuming they may not have been completely broken up). And we were both hungry. I suggested bringing over some lunch and she quickly, eagerly, agreed.. and said she was craving some McDonalds. And gave me her room number..