After a leisurely morning, waking up slow, then coffee, then some reading in bed together, things started to heat up. Clothes came off. "My little butthole got a little bit torn last night," said my girlfriend.
"Is that because I fucked you in the ass so hard, for so long?" I asked.
She nodded.
"Well I guess you have to give your man a blowjob then, since your ass is tender and your are bleeding all over the place."
"Is that right?" she said.
"Mmmm hmmm."