Getting sick of all these fake ass stories with 8 inch dicks that "aren't that big". Shut the fuck up you erotic fiction mother fucker and listen up to a real story with all the shitty parts.
It was December 2013, I had broken with my girlfriend of 3 years only a month prior and was feeling extremely lonely. I've always been kind of a mushy guy, and there was this girl, Lynn, whom I'd had a huge crush on ever since I met her when I was 17.
With a whiskey bottle in hand I sent her a message on Facebook: