Bored and horny at work, I wound up posting on CraigsList, looking for a casual encounter here in the south bay. Knowing that I wouldn't last long, and really all I wanted was to get off, I was honest, looking for a woman that wanted to be used as my sex toy, solely for my pleasure. This wouldn't be about getting her off, it would be about getting me off. And to prove there's a human responding, rather than a bot, I asked the reader to include her favorite position in the subject.