Brother's bachelor party. We were in a bus, going from bar to bar in a local college town. Being the best man, I proffered the suggestion for the next stop: 1) We can go to Strip Club A: The girls are way hotter, there's more of them, and it's a much nicer environment. However, the bouncers are vigilant and they don't serve drinks. Strip Club B: It's a bit farther away, but you can basically get away with whatever you want, and the girls are a lot more... giving. Strip Club B it is. On the way, I'm texting with an old friend from college.