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That trip to Italy. | 2016

live in NY, but my aunt and her family has this summer resort or whatev in toscana, italy

Incredible place, amazing view but BORING AS FUCK.

No internet, no tv, no place to hang out except for rustic cafes and shitty pubs for old farts

Few years ago, my aunt called my mom and dad with an invitation to their place in italy

Being the faggot i am and having no cool plans for summer, i joined them

I brought my laptop with me but all i could do was play singleplayer games and watch movies i already DLed

but there was this one bonus

My aunt had a daughter, my cousin

the last time i've seen her was probably 15 years ago

She was basically a toddler back then

So i had no expectations whatsoever

She could have been as fat as my aunt who is FAT. fat like a hot air balloon with some limbs attached here and there

so after like 15 hours of flight and a lot of driving on country roads in italy

we finally arrive at their huge ass pimped out house

Hey sup, missed you, hows the flight blah blah blah

then i see my 17 yo cousin Holyshit.jpeg

9/10 blonde, perky titties, small round ass and wearing this short summer dress with flowers and shit

slim but long athletic legs, like those of duchess of whatsitsname kate middleton

and after more than 24 hours on the road i somehow found the energy to manifest a boner

which i expertly hid under my shoulder strap laptop bag

more? Not sure if anyone will even read it.