Totally al(m)ost had sex with a milf. | 2016

The Milf Of My Dreams With An Over-Sized ass (Teen Boy Dreams Of Huge Assed Goddess) This is going to be way too long but... I was 17, on vacation in RD for a few weeks in the summer. Newport is a great place to go on vacation, there's pretty much something for everybody. Agreeable breezy weather, expansive sandy beaches, downtown is filled with great restaurants and bars, and every night at around 12 you can hardly walk down mainstreet without tripping over the "snap" (my uncle's term for pretty, drunken wimminz). Oh, but the fishing absolutely sucks. But none of that was too exciting for 17 year old me, since it's not like I old enough to go to the bars or actually pick up any chicks. I kept on telling myself that I would come back when I turned 21 and try my chances then, and in the meantime I went with my family around town and pretty much just had to spend my time at the beach or at Elmo's Crab Shack. It was a dull couple of weeks, but suddenly my life was forever changed by a stranger who came into my life as quickly as she bounced out of it. I had just left my family at the Hotel and I was walking in a high-class neighborhood when it happened. I looked up from texting a girl back home I'd had a crush on for a few months to see the a woman walking with her friend. I instantly forgot about my crush, but I'll never forget what they were wearing, the blonde lady in the red tank and yoga pants and the mousy lady in blue. The lady in red had a big butt. Ok, so lots of women have big asses, but this was a big ass. When I go to google and look up "Massive whooty in yoga pants" it doesn't even come close. This was the kind of bubble butt that only comes with wide hips and extends down her body into powerful thighs (they'd have to be strong to haul around an ass like that) I could see the outline of her panties as her ass swayed in front of me. To say that her ass was grabbable would be a criminal understatement. That ass was huggable Now, despite the massiveness of her ass, she wasn't really big anywhere else. No gut, no tree-trunk ankles, no big puffy arms. She was amazing. I walked behind her for about 4 minutes, and even though I felt horribly ashamed of myself for being such a pervert, something life-changing was happening to me right there on that sidewalk: I was falling in love. I honestly would have done anything for her. Keeping her as happy as possible could have easily become my life's focus and nothing could have possibly pleased me more. My eyes glazed over as her butt swayed in front of me. It was like I was being hypnotized by her huge, firm, bubblicious butt!! One of my deepest regrets to this day is that I didn't take a quick picture of her...as creepy as that sounds. I knew I had to at least try to get her number, after all, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take, And I was 6'3 at that time so my height gave me a lot of confidence...or it did when I was trying to pick up girls my age. This woman made me weak in the knees... So after making sure that my erection wasn't going to be super obvious and get me into trouble, I caught up to her and her friend and I asked for directions to a place I already knew how to go. I saw her face and it wasn't fat either, she had a gorgeous tan and a cute nose, twinkling blue eyes, and longish sandy blond hair...add the nice set of boobs that she had to all that and I think you've pretty much got the perfect woman. My heart sank when I glanced down and noticed the ring on her finger (as if I ever had a chance anyway) After she finished giving me directions there was a little more small talk and then I asked for her number "just in case I get lost again" She of course said "no", but that it "was cute." I gave a quick smile, despite my utterly broken heart and said it was worth a shot. I briskly walked away and as I was doing this I heard her repeat "very cute"...hmm ;) Nevermind I'll find someone like you